I mustn’t…i really mustn’t repeat the joke, told me some decades back by a catholic priest, natch, that forms a somewhat wicked re-interpretion of the otherwise famous Pericope Adulterae.
And Jesus said: “let he that is without sin cast the first stone”.
A frail lady approaches the crowd, picks up a rock and prepares to hurl it.
Jesus (sternly): “Mother! Put that stone down!”
No. You definitely DIDN’T get that one from me!