Obviously no taste (or sense) when it comes to blokes…what with one of the few that even vaguely caught my attention now suspended from work following a drunken brawl.
OK. It was the mildest of girlcrushes: but after an evening sharing a table with the mostly debonair MP for Falkirk, Eric Joyce, at an awards bash last spring, i was quite taken.
And now what do i find? The man has been suspended from the Labour Party and is in deep doo-doo with the Speaker – not to mention been interviewed byt the police – for allegedly head-butting Stuart Andrew, Tory MP for Pudsey.
(Huh? No wonder the Tories won a sort of majority last time round if they’re now allowing one-eyed bears to vote!).
Well, i don’t care. I’m sure he had good reason for putting the boot in. Metaphorically speaking.
And i shall be rooting for him.
Even if, for once, i don’t wholly approve of the new, all-too-clean-shaven look Mr Joyce has been sporting.